A Scary Story in Two Sentences

I saw this idea elsewhere on the Internet and thought I'd try it out.

I am alone in my garage doing laundry when I let out a loud burp.

A deep voice behind me says, "Excuse you."*

*Inspired by true events.

Your turn!

In Case You Didn't Notice, Malignant Has a New Cover

New cover:

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